"Don't Squeeze The Juice!"

in 96' during the first trial
my dad used to walk around in this shirt all day everday that said
"don't squeeze the juice!"
& on the back of the shirt was oj doing his victory pose when they read the verdict


now a few years later
back in the courtroom

soooo i'm check out the photos
& wow they could make for an interesting story

we have the judge in disbelief that this idiot
is here AGAIN!


the attorney who pretty much looks as if he already
knew what the outcome would be


& right before the jury reads the verdict
oj has a word with his sis carmelita on how to escape when
they find him guilty

oj: "so whats the plan carm?"
carmelita: "you fake a heart attack & i'm gonna pass out
then you run for it!"

wait for it ...wait for it
heart attack


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run oj! run!
i can't do it sis they finally got me


man i should have ran when i had the chance


soooo dad ..im guessing its time for a new shirt?
& i got my cup ready
for my freshly squeezed OJ
LMAOOOO

13 comments:

"kk" ; ) said...

your crazy lmao

Anonymous said...

i love it!

manny said...

wow he looks crazy

adorkable said...

thats what i was thinking but all jokes aside after i get over how stupid the whole thing is of course..i feel really sorry for him..look how stressed out and worried he looks

gigi said...

feel sorry for him? are you crazy aimee this man deserved to be put away along time ago, but instead he got off with a fine

adorkable said...

i mean of course he made his decision and it was a bad one and now he has to pay..but my heart still goes out to him & his family..i mean look what he put them through & that poor jury from the first trial..smh

Anonymous said...

so if you feel sry for him why make fun?

adorkable said...

because i have a sense of humor & theres a little funny in every situation

gigi said...

the jury? your so random why would he have put them through anything?

kenny said...

only aims would think of something like that

adorkable said...

well i say the jury because i remember when i had jury duty on that crazy case i told you about like in feb...it was hard for me to sleep & everyday i had a crazy headache..i just kept seeing all the pictures that they showed us..the blood..the little girl in the hospital..it all adds up but at the same time your sitting across this man who is about to spend the rest of his life in jail & you feel the stress & his pain

tatiana said...

LMAO!thats hilarious.

Germaine said...

Hilarious Montage..Youre too talented girl.

But in all seriousness its a Travesty that he was found guilty on all those counts when he was only trying to retrieve stuff that was stolen from him anyway..
Ridiculous.

Funny ass Montage though..Kudo's.
FFF for LIFE!!!!
:)