WTF! Requests

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"WTF! Requests"

i get some of thee craziest friend requests daily
& i want you guys to meet the culprit behind it all
she's there everytime

so today i log on & i'm going through my friend requests

& here's zico
so when i first saw him
i assumed it was this old drunk man that was at this ladies house this weekend
(long story lmao)
i gave a few ppl my myspace there so they could hit me up for work
& i thought he might have jotted it down cause he kept trying to talk to me



so i click on his page just to get a good laugh before i deny him

hold on switzerland
this def isnt the old drunk man
but never the less
still an old man

so im sitting here wondering
how the heck he found me

i continue to look at his page
glance at his tops and who does my eye zero in
none other than sade!

i swear 99.7% of the time
when i get some crazy friend request
its cause she accepts these crazy ppl
lmaoooooo

i love her to death!
but sheeesh

now i got this old man sending me msgs
hounding me about accepting his friend request
i deny him
he requests again
he is now the first person i've had to block since i came back


& then we have Dr. Imran Khan


i won't do a screen shot of his page because it was just
waaay too gross
he had pictures of his patients
& they some kind of disease
idk what it was

but he also had a bunch of underage girls on his friends list
possible patients??
i'm wondering if i should call up chris hansen
(i think thats his name)
from to catch a predator

or maybe i should alert his wife
that hes trying to get dinner dates on myspace
some men are just sooooo...
well not gonna go there
either way i guess it would be a bad outcome for him

oh & he was in the other .03&
sade had nothing to do with him
lol